24 funny dialogue to impress any girls // tips and tricks

hello dosto mai aaj apke liye 24 funny dialogue batane wala hun jise apko parne ke bad kisi  bhi ladki impress kara sakti hai bas aapko 24 funny dialogue par kar koi bhi ladki impress ho jayegi bas apko 24 dialogue sahi waqt par maarne hain jise ladki impress ho Jaye or apke pyar mai par Jaye is post ko par kar niche comment jarur karna dhanyawad 

24 funny dialogue to impress any girls // tips and tricks 

1.Ap breakfast me dove khate ho Kya?

 Ldki apse puchegi ”kyu” toh aap khna hai to fir aap itne cute kaise ho. (dove is a soap)

2.Komujhe apna Dil Doge? Agar ldki ”no” kahegi to fir khna thik hai fir kidney hi de do, 2 lakh me bik jayegi.(dosto soch samagh kar use karna, gusse wali ladki par mat use karna ye dialogue)

3. Agar koi ldki apko sorry ya thank you kehti hai toh use khna, sorry mat bolo yar agar kuch bolna hi hai to I love bol do aur apni 3 doston ko bhi bolo ki vo bhi muje i love you bolen, is tarah sara shaher mujse pyar karne lagega. (jai ho!)

4. Agar main apko propose krunga toh ap mjhe zhadu se marogi ya belan se, “ladki haan ya na kuch bhi keh skti hai” aap reply krna ki maar lo yar waise bhi mujhe cute ldkiyon se maar khana acha lgta hai.

5.Mujhe apke Dil Mei flat chaiye?

Lagar haan bolti hai toh Usse puchna Kya Kya facilities hai agar wo khe kuch bhi nhi toh kehna apka pyaar hi kaafi hai.

6.Kya apke pass mere Dil ki chabi hai? Ldki khegi ”no” toh aap kehna to fir taala hi tod do.

7.Apko ek baat btaon? Ldki khegi Kya toh khna main jb bhi apko dekhta Hoon toh mere Dil mein guitar nhi DJ bjna lgta hai .

8. Kya ap bachpan se bisleri ka paani peete ho? Toh fir apka Dil itna pure kaise hai.

9. Apse ek baat kehni hai? Ldki puchegi ‘Kya’ to aap bolna Bandook ki goli aur aap ki boli seedha Dil mein ja kar lagti hai.

10. Apko apna naam nirma rakh lena chahiye, Ldki puchegi kyu? Kyuki hema, rekha, Jaya aur sushma sbki pasand nirma, nirma.

11.Ap Dermi cool use krte ho Kya ? Ldki bolegi haan, na ya phir kyu. AP kehna toh phir apko dekh kr main thanda kyu pd jaata Hoon.

12. Apko addition krna aata hai ? Ldki bolegi kyu toh kehna toh calculation Kr lo apko dekhr Mera Dil kitni baar beat krta hai.

13.Ldki se pucho suno ? Ldki bolegi sunao. Tum kehna jis tarah aadhar hai sabka adhikar waise hi tumhare pyaar Bina Mai hoon bekar.

14. Kya tumhari koi airline hai Kya ? Ldki bolegi nhi ya kyu ? Toh kehna apko dekhar Maine udne kyu lgta Hoon.

15. Ap bolo suno? Ldki bolegi sunao toh kehna jis tarah pencil akeli hai bin rubber Kya tumhe pta hai mere Dil ki khabar.

16. “agar kya kar rahe ho” ka answer Ladki  “kuch nhi” bole to Usse kaho to fir mentos khao dimag ki bati jalao.

17. Main soch rha Hoon ki ek Naya religion start karu tumhare naam se? 

Ldki puchegi aisa kyu, Ap bolna taaki main din raat tumhari Pooja aaradhna kr saku.

18. Yrr tum mere saath hand shake mt Kiya karo,
 Ldki puchegi “kyu” toh kehna tumhara hand ffingerprint sensor ki tarah hai jb bhi tum touch krti ho Mera Dil vibrate ho jata hai.

19. Kya tum beejli vibhag Mei kaam krti ho?
 Ldki khegi nhi toh kehna tumhe dekhte hi mere Dil Mei bijli Kyu kadakne lgti hai.

20. Usse ye Kaho Maine suna hai ki jb sb darwaje band ho jaate hai t
ek Naya darwaja khul jaata hai kya Ap wahi darwaja ho.

 
21. Usse Kaho “suno” wo khegi bolo tum kehna yr, a
fan bn kr Meri life mein adjust ho jao na. (exhaust fan is also called as adjust fan coz it adjusts rooms air)

22. Ap yeh bhi keh sakte ho ki aap wo kasti ho,
Jiska sahara mil Jaye toh Meri Ghar grahasti bs Jaye.

23. Mom says no love,
 pr jbse apko dekha hai tabse mom ki baat manne ka mn nhi Kar rha hai.

24. Ap majak Mei yeh bhi keh sakto ho ki Mera Dil sirf ye chahe,
ki aapke baar baar darshan ho Jaye


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